— This week, I started running training schedule with lovely friends A and T. On our first day out, I did not gracefully roll my ankle off the curb and plummet to the sidewalk. I did not get road rash on my knee. My face was definitely red from the workout and not from embarrassment.
— While practicing the Hokey Pokey with Husband while he planned for his elementary phys ed classes, I did not have to pause and really think hard about which foot to stick out when the music sang, “You put your left foot in …” Husband did not roll his eyes at me. I swear, Jeff Foxworthy, I AM smarter than a fifth grader.
— I was not one of those obnoxious people talking loudly on my cellphone on the bus this morning. It really isn’t my fault that I really had to have an animated conversation with one of my lovely friends. Dear annoyed fellow commuters, I promise it won’t happen again.
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