— I did not accidentally let Husband’s birthday surprise slip and I do not have to start from scratch for a new gift idea. Agh.
— I would never push all of the unfolded clothes onto the floor instead of folding them before I go to bed. I would make sure they were all put away properly before I could fall asleep.
— I always inspect cakes at the grocery store before I buy them. I would never present my sister-in-law with a cake that had her name spelled wrong. Fail.
— I clean my car regularly and wasn’t completely euphoric when we vacuumed it for the first time in six months.